Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

I didn't get my friend into Green Lantern. This makes me very unhappy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I read as many comics as I used to.

 

[IceForce]

I didn't get awarded a special badge.

I didn't get awarded a badge for posting in lots of different forums.

I was aware I'd posted in that many different forums.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I got a badge for sarcasm.

 

[Rooster893]

I think Ben Affleck will do horribly as Batman.

 

[Headsprouter]

I have an opinion on that, too.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Last night's dream wouldn't have been nice to be true.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Deviant Art is SFW

 

[EeveeElectro]

My teeth aren't fucking killing me and cutting up my gums.
I'm not too terrified to go to the dentist.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've beaten the rebel flagship.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My teeth aren't fucking killing me and cutting up my gums.
I'm not too terrified to go to the dentist.

It won't be fine to go to the dentist.

Something about the Brits having bad teeth

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I post a lot.

I play Pokemon enough.

I drink tea more than coffee nowadays.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I play too much Pokemon because I'm getting X and Y.

I'm surrounded by nobody playing X and Y.

This rocks.

[sub][sub]I'm going to stay at home and not go out to get fish now.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not watching Pirates of the Carribean 4

 

[Headsprouter]

I watch enough movies.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hate being sober so much, breathing freely, not wanting to grow up. It is all hateful.

I'm going to drink Canadian Club again now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The Eastern breed of German Sheppard are known for their weak eye sight leading them to walk into more walls.

This has led to them being called the short-nosed Sheppard or the Dummkopf.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not going to start playing To The Moon soon.

 

[Rooster893]

I won't be ungrounded soon!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I won't be ungrounded soon!

I've been grounded before.