Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I am the very model of a well-respected officer and gentleman.

 

[Rooster893]

I won't be having Chinese food with friends tomorrow night. I'm not glad we didn't figure it out this time.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have a lot of money to spend.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I probably have more money than you do.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have 50 cents.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not going out for coffee and a chat with the cute waitress. She's not a lesbian so we don't get along well.

 

[Barbas]

I can successfully manage my finances and have a deep appreciation for the value of money.

 

[Fijiman]

I always have money. I didn't spend mine on LEGO, Oblivion, and CoD Ghosts.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I couldn't manage to make this avatar on my own.

 

[Teoes]

I completely understood what has been asked of me this morning.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have 4 arms

 

[Teoes]

I do not have forearms.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not thinking of playing Last of Us. I'm early to the party, I know.

I didn't beat a couple of levels on the new Twisted Metal. I did not feel accomplished.

 

[Barbas]

I have no use for Lego or silly hats.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I want less data a month, 100gb peak/100off peak is too big.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to bed at 9PM.

I don't want dreams and I'm not tired at all.

 

[Dr.Susse]

We shall not drink soon Red!

 

[dalek sec]

It hasn't been a while since I posted here.

 

[Teoes]

I don't remember you from previous posts here.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It hasn't been a while since I posted here.

I have completely forgotten who you are.