Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

The forums smell a bit funny today.

I've been spraying my monitor with Lemon Pledge. You may be picking some of it up through the internets.

Ah ok.
The smell of something clean is very strange to me and I don't smell it often.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Vanilla Coke is impossible to keep down.

Vanilla coke does not make me feel sick.

Well, that wasn't disgusting at all! XD

Mind out of the gutter!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The forums smell a bit funny today.

I have no idea what you've been up to.

 

[Fijiman]

Waffles are nasty.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The forums smell a bit funny today.

I have no idea what you've been up to.

So you know of the murders then!

 

[staika]

I didn't just have a customer who lost his keys and asked for my help. I didn't ask him twice if he checked his pockets, he told me he did not. And five minutes later, they weren't in his pocket -_-

 

[StormShaun]

I got a girlfriend today!

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;(

EDIT: And I totally do not want any sympathy hugs.

 

[Barbas]

I got a girlfriend today!

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;(

EDIT: And I totally do not want any sympathy hugs.

Spoiler: Of course! Hugs for all!

OT: For once, it's not raining in Scotland.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Clubbing is fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

My dog can't lick his balls and proves this often.

 

[staika]

I got a girlfriend today!

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;(

EDIT: And I totally do not want any sympathy hugs.

I sell those, if you could just come over to my incredibly legit van that is in no way creepy I will sell them to you.

 

[Kevin Puszert]

The 60's were not awesome.

 

[Barbas]

Blu-Tack is thoroughly dull.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Smart phones are not wonderful.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I didn't get in at half 4 this morning ;(

 

[Barbas]

Smart phones are not wonderful.

Oh, I got like 3 of those things. I taped them all together to use as a head-warmer. The best part is: no health risks!

Spoiler

 

[Evil Smurf]

Smart phones are not wonderful.

Oh, I got like 3 of those things. I taped them all together to use as a head-warmer. The best part is: no health risks!

Spoiler

I have a super cancer gun, it gives you classic aids, super aids and bee cancer.

 

[Fijiman]

The first person to quote me gets a free hat.

 

[Rooster893]

I hope I get a trillby/fedora!

I wouldn't want to learn martial arts, especially not Choy Li Fut.

 

[Barbas]

The first person to quote me gets a free hat.

That's good, because I intend to use it to help people.