Blatant Lies

[Living_Brain]

Not dreading the fact I might have to take my computer to a service shop soon.

I couldn't be less interested to hear more.

 

[Barbas]

Not dreading the fact I might have to take my computer to a service shop soon.

That is uninteresting as hell. I've never wondered what people actually do behind the scenes in such places. Frankly, I think they're a collection of wankers.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not thirsty.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm hungry for human flesh...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm hungry for human flesh...

I only have strawberries

 

[FPLOON]

I'm hungry for human flesh...

I only have strawberries

I would have preferred cherries... covered in goo...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm hungry for human flesh...

I only have strawberries

I would have preferred cherries... covered in goo...

Each to his own.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm hungry for human flesh...

I only have strawberries

I would have preferred cherries... covered in goo...

Each to his own.

...That statement is FALSE to me!

 

[Fijiman]

FPLPOON and Smurf are witless ninnies who deserve to be stuffed inside an ice cream cart.

 

[FPLOON]

FPLPOON and Smurf are witless ninnies who deserve to be stuffed inside an ice cream cart.

..Because my real name...

...is KID FUCKING CUISINE!!!

(and Smurf is just Lean Fucking Cuisine...)

 

[Evil Smurf]

FPLPOON and Smurf are witless ninnies who deserve to be stuffed inside an ice cream cart.

I am delicious ;D

 

[Fijiman]

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That may not be true, but at least the police babies have you both completely under control.

 

[Barbas]

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That may not be true, but at least the police babies have you both completely under control.

The police are babies!

 

[Fijiman]

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That may not be true, but at least the police babies have you both completely under control.

The police are babies!

That is not what I just said.

 

[Barbas]

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That may not be true, but at least the police babies have you both completely under control.

The police are babies!

That is not what I just said.

There is nothing funny thing about taking people's statements and repeating them to the point of nosebleeds and comas.

 

[Evil Smurf]

what doe the fox say?

 

[Barbas]

what doe the fox say?

"Pull my finger for free magic!"

 

[Evil Smurf]

what doe the fox say?

"Pull my finger for free magic!"

Seems legit.

 

[Fijiman]

what doe the fox say?

"Pull my finger for free magic!"

Seems legit.

Incorrect, the fox says ding over and over again until its head explodes.

 

[Padwolf]

I do not wish I could win the lottery. Not at all. Who needs money anyway.