Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I have a crush on the next poster.

Why do you dislike me?!

What are you talking about? We've even got a kid.

Oh right... I forgot... I'm still not used to parenting...

what flavour is it?

 

[FPLOON]

what flavour is it?

It's not a mixture...

 

[Evil Smurf]

what flavour is it?

It's not a mixture...

I'll have 500 grams of it, thanks

 

[Fijiman]

what flavour is it?

It's not a mixture...

I'll have 500 grams of it, thanks

Bad Smurf! You know you're on a diet! You're only supposed to eat gravel, paste, odd bits of paper, and turkey sandwiches. Babies are strictly prohibited.

 

[EilaliE]

I've never lied.

 

[Barbas]

This is no time for ice cream.

 

[FPLOON]

I've always told the truth...

 

[Evil Smurf]

what flavour is it?

It's not a mixture...

I'll have 500 grams of it, thanks

Bad Smurf! You know you're on a diet! You're only supposed to eat gravel, paste, odd bits of paper, and turkey sandwiches. Babies are strictly prohibited.

But I've been really good on this diet!

 

[FPLOON]

This post is bought to you by:
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Never On, Greatly Off

 

[EilaliE]

I use Facebook as my diary.

 

[FPLOON]

I would be fine with Adventure Time ending... seriously...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not pissed at the following news at all:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.856182-Legend-of-Korra-Moving-to-Digital-for-Last-Five-Episodes

 

[Fijiman]

what flavour is it?

It's not a mixture...

I'll have 500 grams of it, thanks

Bad Smurf! You know you're on a diet! You're only supposed to eat gravel, paste, odd bits of paper, and turkey sandwiches. Babies are strictly prohibited.

But I've been really good on this diet!

Says the man who ate five hippos last week.

 

[Barbas]

what flavour is it?

It's not a mixture...

I'll have 500 grams of it, thanks

Bad Smurf! You know you're on a diet! You're only supposed to eat gravel, paste, odd bits of paper, and turkey sandwiches. Babies are strictly prohibited.

But I've been really good on this diet!

Says the man who ate five hippos last week.

...And an endangered kiwi.

 

[Fijiman]

what flavour is it?

It's not a mixture...

I'll have 500 grams of it, thanks

Bad Smurf! You know you're on a diet! You're only supposed to eat gravel, paste, odd bits of paper, and turkey sandwiches. Babies are strictly prohibited.

But I've been really good on this diet!

Says the man who ate five hippos last week.

...And an endangered kiwi.

No, that was the month before the hippo incedent.

 

[EilaliE]

I can't speak English.

 

[dalek sec]

Didn't just watch the new RWBY episode, hated the whole damn thing.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not pissed at the following news at all:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.856182-Legend-of-Korra-Moving-to-Digital-for-Last-Five-Episodes

I did not post a single comment in that link's comment section...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not coming back because you all suck. Real life obligations have nothing to do with this.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I will not miss Redlin5, his gif post where crap.