Blatant Lies

[Norendithas]

They sure aren't!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love computer viruses. Specifically Win32/Heur.

 

[Rooster893]

Bret Hart's theme isn't Crowning Music of Awesome.

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[small]Fuck yeah.[/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to be spending money soon...

 

[Norendithas]

I worst way to rid yourself of viruses is to restore a backup.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That works when all backups have been corrupted.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The best way to avoid viruses is by downloading copious amounts of porn and questionable software.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have done both of those things.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i didn't just watch one of Redlin's let's plays.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I made a lot of Let's Plays.

 

[Norendithas]

I shouldn't watch any.

How is the virus not[This sounds quite strange]?

If you are successful I can always talk to my buddy Sree.

What are symptoms that you aren't having?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

This virus doesn't evade most scans. When the scanners find something, it isn't just a dropper file, not the main infection. It doesn't effect system performance, making the computer slow. It doesn't invite more malware the longer it's inside the computer. It hasn't effectively killed my PC twice now. It most certainly is not living inside the registry and it isn't very hard to find.

I'm not at wits end about it. I'm not thankful about being naturally paranoid about malware and I hate the fact that no vital banking/identity information is (to my knowledge) at risk.

It isn't called the Win32/Heur. It isn't an AVG false positive.

I'm not going to bed.

This post is not long.

 

[Norendithas]

snip

While I am sure that you googled for a fix, I dunno if you saw this: http://www.geekstogo.com/forum/topic/228644-win32heur-solved/

I dunno if there is anything hard to understand in there, but after a quick reading it doesn't appear so. If this doesn't work I suggest using this site to ask for help. It seems like a very good place.

OT: I'm not sorry for that out of topic truth-telling post. But I think it would make as much sense as a blatant lie.

Anyways, I am not sad at how hard it is to find any actual curly hairstyles for men. D:

 

[Daftmau5]

Afros are not cool.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I like afros.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not a sucker for anthropomorphism.

 

[Dango]

I don't love Lucky Star.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The only anthromorphism is dislike is moe.

And this manga doesn't start with loli fanservice on every chapter.
[sup]Manga being Hayate the Combat Butler.[/sup]

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I think pokemon is top dollar.

 

[Dango]

I love loli fanservice.