Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't lose a set of DVD's to washroom hobos.

Hobos are really nice people, they always shout very nice things.

I'm not sorry about leaving my shopping bag in the washroom for five minutes before remembering and returning to find an empty bag.

I have never done that before, It feels great to lose things. ;~;

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love washroom hobos.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Lying doesn't feel good

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't like military history.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I didn't follow a kerplug to get here.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't plug my threads.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I still skateboard like I used to.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I skateboarded.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't think WWE should hire Sting.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't hate the weather sometimes.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not energetic.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

FirstToStrike's avatar doesn't support his lie.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I didn't see a pretty bad movie yesterday.

 

[Norendithas]

I don't want to know what movie it was.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

It wasn't Bad Teacher...

 

[Rooster893]

Horrible Bosses doesn't look hilarious.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It wasn't Bad Teacher...

I wouldn't have warned you not to go.

I didn't see Thor yesterday.

 

[Norendithas]

I didn't see Thor yesterday.

I didn't see it not too long ago, too. It was bad, but personally I liked it very much.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't see Thor yesterday.

I didn't see it not too long ago, too. It was bad, but personally I liked it very much.

I hate this doubletalk.

 

[Norendithas]

I didn't see Thor yesterday.

I didn't see it not too long ago, too. It was bad, but personally I liked it very much.

I hate this doubletalk.

It doesn't sometimes make statements sound funnier than they really are. ^^