Blatant Lies

Albino Boo · Aug 24, 2015

Steve Martin is still funny

FPLOON · Aug 25, 2015

Everyone should watch the movie Sex Tape... even though I didn't find the movie's "plot twist" funny...

Albino Boo · Aug 25, 2015

Not all Australians are convicts

Barbas · Aug 25, 2015

I'm playing Theme Hospital.

FPLOON · Aug 25, 2015

She thought I was 18!

Barbas · Aug 25, 2015

I totally understand it all, man. For real.

Drake the Dragonheart · Aug 25, 2015

I have no problems whatsoever

Barbas · Aug 26, 2015

I'm gonna have to assert my opinion on politics real hard in a minute.

FPLOON · Aug 26, 2015

MSI stole my life...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Aug 31, 2015

I enjoy politics.

FPLOON · Aug 31, 2015

I do wear too much makeup...

Barbas · Aug 31, 2015

Redlin5 said:
I enjoy politics.

I find conservative candidates intensely arousing.

FPLOON said:
I do wear too much makeup...

I find crab paste works best.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Aug 31, 2015

*doesn't yawn*

Barbas · Sep 1, 2015

I'm eating his food while he's gone.

Headsprouter · Sep 1, 2015

I like it when I don't get to see exactly what my character will say. Especially when "really?" becomes "fuck off."

FPLOON · Sep 1, 2015

I made the wrong choice...

Albino Boo · Sep 1, 2015

I know where you live, I know where you work. I am coming for my revenge upon you.

Barbas · Sep 1, 2015

I will find your house and poo on your sleeping pets.

Albino Boo · Sep 1, 2015

Baseball isn't boring

Barbas · Sep 1, 2015

albino boo said:
Baseball isn't boring

At least learning the rules is a rewarding experience.