Blatant Lies

[AwesomeExpress]

I've figured out the secret to wearing a dress.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I wear women's clothes >.>

 

[AwesomeExpress]

We should exchange outfits!

 

[Dr.Susse]

And organs!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I look great in high heels

 

[Dango]

I've never worn high heels.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Charles Barrington is my name and acting is my game, but it's not a game.

Too many of my friends have died on stage while acting for it to be considered a game. Though they got good reviews.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm a pretty girl.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The best gig we ever did was at the museum of insects in Oxford. It was hard to know when the performance was in a lull because of the constant chirping for the crickets, so we actors continued to raise our levels higher and higher until a few of us exploded.

The cleaning bills were almost as high as the applause recived from the insects.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I wouldn't become a member of the pubclub if I could D<

It don't hunt my dreams. D:

 

[Eumersian]

pyra is not sleepy.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm sleepy, but I shouldn't be. D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love snipers.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Sniper isn't my second best character in TF2. >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I was talking about TF2.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm a terrible Heavy.

 

[pyramid head grape]

@Red: I don't guess as much, however that not where my mind first went. D:

I'm not a half decent scout.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't play a defensive scout.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'm care about this game.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm care about this game.

Sentence structure is good yes?