Blatant Lies

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can because I don't need to take my brother into town.

 

[steeple]

just tell him to walk over there and follow his intuition, I'm sure he'll be just fine...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I know that he didn't get lost going to the GP down the road.

 

[steeple]

I know what GP stands for, so stop explaining!

 

[Ren3004]

Knows that GP stands for Great Plant.

Everyone in Britain worships one.

 

[steeple]

Knows that GP stands for Great Plant.

Everyone in Britain worships one.

of course! it's so simple!

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

It definitely doesn't stand for general practitioner

 

[steeple]

there's no way that could be right!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not exhausted.

You don't need rest! D:

It won't be useful in case of ninjas.

i'm going to warn the ninjas.

You do that.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He doesn't think thinks I don't need to rest!

 

[steeple]

the reason is because he's getting bribes from the enemy...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I take bribes.

 

[steeple]

he's using double negatives! get him!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Noooo, you can catch me if I run!

 

[steeple]

this bazooka here wont help me at all...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This aircraft isn't maneuverable enough to avoid that!

 

[steeple]

the aircraft could totally avoid it, even if it's fired from the inside...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Someone isn't counting on me not having an ace up my sleeve.

 

[steeple]

an ace of spades could divert the rocket out of its course, my plan is doomed!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Muhahahahaha, I'm saved!