Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm leaving the Escapist.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I like my dog >.<

 

[pyramid head grape]

Yes! It's not a boring Labrador that looks so happy all the time. >.<

Also it never barks! D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not flirting with someone...

 

[pyramid head grape]

I flirt with quite a few people! ^-^

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I've never trolled someone IRL.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I flirt 24/7 during the first 3 months of the year. The rest of the time, I never flirt. Actually, that's not true.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The above lie was easy to follow!

 

[steeple]

waking up to see all the drama is fun...

also, I flirt all the time in every place.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

The above lie was hard to follow.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The above lie was too much to handle.

 

[steeple]

the above lie exploded my head...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

The above lie wasn't entertaining to picture.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I just got out of bed!

 

[steeple]

the above lie is a paradox

 

[pyramid head grape]

Your a paradox!

 

[steeple]

that's why I'm called mParadox!