Blatant Lies

[AnkaraTheFallen]

You never notice me
XD

The zombies do not fear us! >

They don't love to eat me XD

 

[pyramid head grape]

They don't love to eat me XD

I don't think hunters have something against me.

*snuggles* :3

Hope you have a terrible day~~~

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

They don't love to eat me XD

I don't think hunters have something against me.

*snuggles* :3

Hope you have a terrible day~~~

I don't think they do either.
Hope your day will be awful as well.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't get hired. I'm not happy.

That's horrible! I'm not happy for you. *hugs*

I didn't go to the local exhibition for the day and thusly I was able to reply to you fast!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't talk with quiet all night 0.o

 

[Ren3004]

I am not still wearing my pyjamas.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My head isn't in the gutter. Not sleeping is definitely not a contributing factor to where my head is.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't just think of a pun.

So I'm not going to thank you Red.

 

[Ren3004]

I don't want to hear said pun.

 

[Rooster893]

Puns are boring, especially if they are done correctly.

 

[steeple]

the next guy who shares a pun gets his ass kicked by gremlins...

 

[M0rp43vs]

But they are a pretty pun-demental part of humour.To share-a-pun helps Sharp-pun one's wit. Leave it to steeple to levy pun-ishments so Steep for-OHMYGODWHEREDIDTHESEGREMLINSCOMEFROM!?

(No. Bad, bad puns are not a main part of my arsenal. They cannot knock out my siblings at 20 paces nor are they banned via the Geneva convetion )

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I didn't go to the local exhibition for the day and thusly I was able to reply to you fast!

I'm not wondering how you've been lately.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm so fat, I could supply a soap factory for years on end!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I am the manliest thing ever when it comes to spiders. I never scream and run from them. Spiders ain't got nothin' on me!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I never eat anything unless it's been made into a smoothie.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I never got a Subway with everything on it. 0_0

 

[Rooster893]

Paintball is boring, and I rule at it! XD

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't want to hear said pun.

It total wasn't anything like 'People who get curb stomped really have their minds in the gutter.'

It's not like I do puns on twitter or anything.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't go to the local exhibition for the day and thusly I was able to reply to you fast!

I'm not wondering how you've been lately.

I'm not feeling fantastic.