Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I'm very helpful.

I'm not sorry. :/

 

[steeple]

you should be!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I like making people sad D:

 

[Dango]

Making people sad is my favorite pastime.

 

[xmbts]

I'm nice to Grape at every possible opportunity.

 

[pyramid head grape]

At least your a douche.

 

[xmbts]

It's not because I show affection in strange ways.

 

[Dango]

You don't sound like a tsundere.

 

[steeple]

it's because you're a space probe, right?

 

[xmbts]

I'm not inclined to headbutt you right now...

 

[pyramid head grape]

That wouldn't hurt!

 

[steeple]

I wont receive it with love!

 

[Dango]

That's the worst way to receive a head butt.

 

[xmbts]

That's bad.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not slowing down D:

 

[steeple]

I'm totally tripping balls...

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm getting a contact high.

 

[xmbts]

I'm happy with how much food this house has.

 

[steeple]

beef jerky is health food!

it's a mad-house! a mad-house!

 

[Dango]

I don't feel like cuddling.