Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm a demon.

 

[Dango]

My hair is a demon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm incredibly fit <.<

 

[Ice Car]

Pyramid Head needs to post more.

 

[Yureina]

I'm pissed off.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Everybody's russian.

 

[steeple]

I'm only 13 years old and driving!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

My hand is a dolphin.

 

[steeple]

this is freaking awesome!

(not talking about the song)

 

[xmbts]

I am immortal.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm in a great mood.

 

[steeple]

I was born to raise hell...

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not eating dinner! >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not pissed.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not wondering which "pissed" you mean. D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It's not the angry kind.

 

[steeple]

it's a good thing you're a bird then (badum-tsh)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't get it.

 

[steeple]

I'm never proud of my horrible jokes XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You don't have jokes?