Blatant Lies

[Eumersian]

I have a girlfriend.

 

[GodofDisaster]

So do I, in fact I've had several girlfriends.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm a polygamist.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have no idea where I'm at.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't love the song my title is quoting.

 

[Eumersian]

I know what it's quoting.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I totally got that hot girl's number.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't get a lucky kill.

 

[Eumersian]

Spoiler: I'm totally like this all the time.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I know what it's quoting.

It's not this

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The guy in the brown shirt doesn't look like my friend's dad.
Edit: I wasn't ninja'd with an awesome video.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I think stoners are highly intelligent when they toke up.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know what it's quoting.

It's not this

*doesn't highfive*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I know what it's quoting.

It's not this

*doesn't highfive*

*Leaves red hanging*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't love the 122mm gun for the Joesph Stalin tank I drive.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I love writing the 666 skills of a daemon-doctor and thinking of names for the creators and effects of what each of them does!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I understand what you mean completely.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My avatar is showing up.

 

[Eumersian]

It isn't for me.

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't have a good day today.