Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

Boy, I really hate having my own computer!

 

[Roxas1359]

Today isn't my Dad's birthday, and my sister and mom aren't arguing.

 

[Rooster893]

I hate listening to bands like Nirvana and R.E.M.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My sister loves Nirvana. I don't make sure I don't play it around her out of respect.

 

[steeple]

nirvana is the greatest band that ever came out of seattle, pearl jam/soundgarden/alice in chains have nothing on them...

plus, everything trembles before the jonas brothers

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have many allergies.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hate cold weather.

 

[Technetium]

derohedoro is not the weirdest thing I've ever read in a manga. But then again paranoia agent.

 

[MammothBlade]

I deal in used panties at extortionate prices.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I never bug Tea.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

 

[MammothBlade]

I joined yesterday, Escapist user registration seems to think otherwise, it must be crazier than I am.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I am intimidated by your joining date when compared to others I have seen. It makes me feel ill-at-ease.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm not going to an awesome pub tomorrow.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I don't want to know any more about that.

 

[MammothBlade]

I don't badly need a shower right now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm gonna eat your children.

 

[steeple]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

new folk? go away! we dont want your kind around here!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

You are not welcome here.

This link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1] and this link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] will not be useful for you. Visit the basement and never blame Kross for anything that happens here.

Post counts and join dates matter so be intimidated. Go away.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

new folk? go away! we dont want your kind around here!

I'm going to leave now because of that.

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

You are not welcome here.

This link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1] and this link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] will not be useful for you. Visit the basement and never blame Kross for anything that happens here.

Post counts and join dates matter so be intimidated. Go away.

I had not read those beforehand and totally did not know those rules from lurking.