Blatant Lies

[Technetium]

You should have hit him a third time, for luck.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Kill him with fire.

 

[Eumersian]

Kill me with fire.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Ok, after all we all know that murder isn't illegal in anyway.

 

[Rooster893]

http://www.godhatessinners.com/content.php?185-5-Reasons-Why-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-is-EVIL

I found this to be horribly unfunny.

 

[pyramid head grape]

That wasn't... :3

 

[Roxas1359]

My grandfather didn't fall and break his hip yesterday. He also didn't wait a day to tell my parents that he had broken his hip yesterday.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My grandmother didn't break a hip. Nor did the hospital f*ck up proper procedure so that she was sent home to walk on a broken hip for a week. They didn't think it was just bruised and that there was no crack. They were right.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I like Youtube's new design.

 

[Roxas1359]

The hospital my grandfather went to did not put him on the maternity ward floor because they didn't have enough room, nor did they kick a women out of one of the rooms to put my grandfather in it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm hoping he loses his freedom of movement.

 

[Dr.Susse]

That was the hardest quiz I ever had to make.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My grandfather didn't fall and break his hip yesterday. He also didn't wait a day to tell my parents that he had broken his hip yesterday.

He doesn't sound like me...
[sup]I don't like people fussing over me, so I keep injuries to myself unless they get really bad, such as my hand swelling and turning purple or me being unable to walk... Both of those examples are true stories...[/sup]

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's great fun being fussed over.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm so well rested!

 

[Roxas1359]

My grandfather didn't fall and break his hip yesterday. He also didn't wait a day to tell my parents that he had broken his hip yesterday.

He doesn't sound like me...
[sup]I don't like people fussing over me, so I keep injuries to myself unless they get really bad, such as my hand swelling and turning purple or me being unable to walk... Both of those examples are true stories...[/sup]

I wasn't surprised that an 85 year old man went through the pain of a broken hip while walking around his house for over a day.
[sub]I've actually never broken a bone, well I scratched one in an accident and now my right leg has a limp but that's it. He didn't tell anyone because it costs $400 to take the ambulance to the hospital when you have Medicare like he does.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hope the Overdogs lose.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know who they are.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That was the hardest quiz I ever had to make.

I don't get it.

 

[Rooster893]

Today has been a happy day.