Blatant Lies

[AwesomeExpress]

The truth? I can't handle the truth!

 

[Roxas1359]

Primus is the worst Transformer that ever existed.

 

[him over there]

If you remove every single one of your teeth and put them under four pillows and go to sleep at 4a.m. the tooth fairy will bring you a 24 karat bar of gold.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm in pain.

 

[mParadox]

What did the man say to the cigarette?

You're killing me mate!

Ba dum tess.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not reading a new book now.

 

[staika]

Nothing is worse than getting a PM to tell you that your avatar sucks

 

[mParadox]

Nothing is better than getting a PM telling you how awesome you are. >.>

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've never had a pm.

Such a lonely life.

 

[staika]

I haven't gotten 4 PM's not about how crappy my avatar is

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I think it's bloody awful!

 

[mParadox]

@Staika: I demand their names and addresses. >:c

 

[staika]

@Para: You will have to pay me to make me divulge such information!

 

[mParadox]

@Staika: I'll pay you in cookies! O.O

 

[staika]

@Para: O.O Are they chocolate chip?

 

[mParadox]

@Staika: Always. O.O

 

[Roxas1359]

@staika: I won't take those cookies from you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cookies are for the weak!

 

[staika]

@Para: Okay then you have persuaded me.
*hands para the information*

@Nero: I won't share these cookies!

 

[mParadox]

Cake is for the weakest!