Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I haven't seen whales irl.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't like when Reddy links me to whale threads

I'll stop.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not going to bed!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to bed!

I hope you get more ill as time passes.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hope you all die in a firie napalm explosion.

 

[Neonbob]

That is not one of my preferred ways to go out.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I plan to be murdered by being frozen in beer.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not lazy and as such I will click over to the prior page to see what Neonbob was talking about.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm going to melt the polar ice caps to teach those dirty penguins a lesson!

 

[Dr.Susse]

No the penguins have molecular arms!

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not having a hard time sleeping at all.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Nope, totally didn't spend all night sleeping on the living room couch because it was warmer than my bedroom. I don't know how you would have gotten that idea.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

This site is blocked on school computers. I didn't lol.

 

[JLML]

I did not wake up 3 times in the middle of the night not thinking it was already morning, 2 times not starting to get up only to not realise that it was in fact not the middle of the night. (hint: remove all the "not".)

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

This site is blocked on school computers. I didn't lol.

Same. I didn't sign in as soon as I got to school. I raged hard. How do the people who do the content filtering know about this place?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It hasn't been a mixed day so far.

 

[staika]

I did not just get the bowling shirt I ordered today. It also doesn't have my name on it. I FELL COOL!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

This site is blocked on school computers. I didn't lol.

Same. I didn't sign in as soon as I got to school. I raged hard. How do the people who do the content filtering know about this place?

The old filter didn't filter it out.

 

[Rooster893]

I never laugh at A Thing About Stuff.

 

[JLML]

I never understood why people like those damned ponies.