Blatant Lies

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I don't feel uncomfortable watching political stuff.

 

[mParadox]

I'm not terrified about my country's future.

And technically mine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My ass hurts.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Not in the mood to lie today.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm eating caviar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've eaten a Cactuar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That sounds healthy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm making more money than I owe...

 

[Neonbob]

I don't want a job.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'll pay you with imagination.

 

[Roxas1359]

I will pay you in...gum.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Linux isn't pissing me off.

 

[mParadox]

I have tried Linux before! :3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

They exaggerate when they say it is for nerds

 

[mParadox]

I have seen ads for Linux. I know exactly what you're talking about. :3

 

[Roxas1359]

I have no idea what he is talking about.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have seen ads for Linux. I know exactly what you're talking about. :3

I'm pretty sure there are ads for linux :O

 

[mParadox]

I'm pretty sure there are ads for linux :O

I wanna search for 'em! O>o

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love Facebook right now.

 

[mParadox]

Don't blame Zuckerberg. <.<