Blatant Lies

[DanteLives]

I make my own sandwiches.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've seen you before.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not wondering the rules on giving away games on the escapist >.> <.<

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I love my friends, they don't make me jealous with several things on purpose at all.

 

[Roxas1359]

This has been the best week ever for me.
The person I asked to prom didn't reject me; my iPod didn't get completely screwed up; my savings book didn't go missing; finally, I definitely disn't get a citation about my car because it looks ugly and the city won't fine me unless I place it in the backyard.

 

[Rooster893]

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This didn't bring back a lot of memories.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have not gotten lazier than before. It doesn't seem like everything in life wants me to be a teacher...

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not bullcrapping my way through an essay right now.

 

[Roxas1359]

The person who wrote the citation on me isn't someone who has hated my car for over 20 years.
[sub]Dad owned the car and the guy would give him grief about it.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't enjoy some delicious Schadenfreude based off of recent forum events.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't want a sandwich all of a sudden...

 

[Roxas1359]

Damn it.
Now I want to eat some people.

 

[mParadox]

I didn't enjoy some delicious Schadenfreude based off of recent forum events.

I swear I'm getting addicted to that word. <.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

It doesn't always remind me of Avenue Q.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have a later shift than normal at work.

 

[mParadox]

That's wonderful news.

Or terrible. Doesn't depend on your outlook though.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't get half an hour more to spend here.

 

[mParadox]

Well screw you then!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hate you too.

 

[mParadox]

I hate you more than that sun over that corner.