Blatant Lies

[mParadox]

I suspect he/she is.

Mooooo.

They know everything. o3o

 

[JLML]

You're actually not someone who spends a lot of time here.

 

[mParadox]

Of course I am! Why, last year I visited this place in the summers like there was no tomorrow!

 

[JLML]

I believe you.

 

[mParadox]

If I hadn't visited so actively last year, my post wouldn't be 36k!

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I didn't just have the best nap I could wish for. I don't feel refreshed at all.

 

[mParadox]

I hate naps. >.>

 

[Hoiafar]

Red Onion and Sourcream is the tastiest crisps flavour I have ever tasted.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I prefer salt and vinegar. Mmm mmm yum! >

 

[JLML]

I don't like crisps at all.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I. AM. GOD!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I have twelve yachts stacked inside each other like Russian dolls.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I have a bulldozer in my backyard and an inflatable pool tabel... for in a pool.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I have twelve yachts stacked inside each other like Russian dolls.

I'm not wondering how you pulled this off. Also, I totally don't want to make a yo dawg joke here.

 

[Roxas1359]

You will all die by a giant cow that shoots lasers.

 

[C F]

I am totally bringing Disco back.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Yamcha.

 

[Roxas1359]

My luck has truly been stellar for the past 2 weeks.
Not a shred of bad luck happening.
So to celebrate I've bought you all some donuts!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

So to celebrate I've bought you all some donuts!

*takes all the donuts and eats them before anyone can stop me*

 

[Rooster893]

The Butthole Surfers are the most relaxing band I've ever heard. Especially Locust Abortion Technician; that album is the most aesthetically pleasing album I've ever listened to.