Blatant Lies

[Goremocker]

I know exactly why this thread is fun; It makes us dance! And when I dance, I look like the penguin from happy feet. But don't worry, I'll teach all of you to dance like that too!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My wrists are on fire...

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Assuming that's a literal statement, you're definitely a Time Lord. Have fun regenerating!


Now I'm happy. I don't want Tennant back!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Of course I'm a Time Lord. I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out.

Also the latest Unskippable features a game with the most realistic lip synchronization I've seen in years.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering if I should take a day off from my puzzle or not.

 

[Rooster893]

My thoughts don't arrive like butterflies.

I know, so I don't chase them away.

I will not begin my life again someday.

Rough hands will lead me away.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The onion is never funny.

 

[Roxas1359]

Having bipolar disorder will make all your friends be envious of you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am a rich man.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't start singing this because of you saying that...

Spoiler: If I were a rich man

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My thread is visible...

 

[Roxas1359]

Hamsters are my favorite snack.
They taste so good.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

People on the internet are always nice and never get in the way of other peoples fun.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Domino's Pizza is so cheap and tastes awful.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm sitting still.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've had good Pizza recently.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate pizza.
It reminds me of dead people.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not off and about now. And Pizza is made from people.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Pizza sauce is actually Soylent Green with food coloring.

 

[Roxas1359]

I love it when my parents fight.
They know that I can here them.
[sub]They never realize how loud they are.[/sub]