Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I always watch Hockey when it's on.

You're clearly more Canadian than I!

 

[Roxas1359]

I know all the channels Hockey is on.
Where I live everyone hates Lacrose.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Redlin has a terrible idea for a background and should leave the site forever due to the shame it puts on the whole site.

 

[Roxas1359]

I couldn't agree any more with the person I don't know.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Worst game ever topped off by the worst credits song.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't hate that I woke up at midnight...

 

[Roxas1359]

I never wake up periodically during the night.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I find it easy and enjoyable to get up in the morning.

 

[Roxas1359]

My laptop didn't go to PC hell.
Poor, poor Vista.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I'm not writing my first resume. Jobs are too mainstream for me.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've got no resumès on my USB.
If I did I don't need to update it for this year.

 

[staika]

I didn't just get new mirrored aviators today, They do not make me look more amazing than usual.

Spoiler: My horrible mug

 

[Roxas1359]

You don't look better than I do. I look super sexy.

 

[staika]

Hey now, unless you look like a super model I doubt it couldn't be that bad.

Spoiler: Translated version

Hey now, Unless you look like a hideous monster I doubt it could be that bad

 

[Roxas1359]

I make Smèagole look sexy.
[sub]True, I guess I look average.[/sub]

 

[staika]

I guess it is that bad, Hurry you must not follow my step by step instructions on how to make yourself look gorgeous!!!

Step 1: Put on a red clown wig

Step 2: instead of a red clown nose mix it up and put on a skin colored one so you look like you have a circular nose (chicks dig the round nose)

Step 3: Close your eyes and put make up on. Under no circumstances are you to open your eyes to see how you are doing.

Step 4: Take a good look at yourself in the mirror to see perfection in it's most eloquent form.

Step 5: Smash the mirror since Mirror's should know to break themselves when faced with a being as good looking as you.

Step 6: Go out to the most populated place you can find and soak in the looks of envy that everyone is bound to give you.

Follow these simple steps and you can become gorgeous too
I have to say that I give terrible advice XD

 

[Roxas1359]

That is...brilliant! XD
I'll be a chick magnet! XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't hate that I woke up at midnight...

Your title is working.

 

[staika]

If only everyone would listen to my advice then everyone could be a chick magnet. I even wrote a book on the subject titled "How to become a sexy beast" in a male and female version. The book has gotten many good reviews and even one from the president of the united basement dweller organization. You can purchase this book for the low low price of $29.99 and act now and I'll throw in a poster of myself absolutely free!

I am a really good salesman as well, who woulda thought XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am going to resume being awake now.