Blatant Lies

[staika]

We should hold a parade to honor the doctors life saving advice!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I want to get on MR BONES WILD RIDE.

 

[David Bjur]

You're right, I didn't tell a lie, and now, I must fly to my fatcave!

 

[staika]

Yes fly away to your fatcave in defeat for we have won! How we obtained victory is still a mystery

 

[Dr.Susse]

So now we dance the grim fandango.

 

[staika]

Luckily I can dance very well. This will be no problem for me

 

[David Bjur]

I can't shuffle so I can't help.

 

[staika]

That makes me happy, very very happy >.>

 

[David Bjur]

I'm glad that you feel that way

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not watching a tv series right now at all.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I've been on The Escapist longer than you all.

 

[mParadox]

I demand a blood tribute!

 

[staika]

I shall give you a blood tribute! Will the blood of a hobo work?

 

[mParadox]

The blood is poisonous enough for that to work! O3O

 

[staika]

*goes outside and bashes in the head of a hobo*
*brings back his blood*

Here you are master paradox, freshly retrieved blood

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

 

[mParadox]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

You. Screw you. You're terrible. >:c

Have a devastating day and I hope everyone treats you like the spineless creature that you are.

[sub][sub]But srsly, happy birthday! =D[/sub][/sub]

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Being 15 is always great, everyone thinks you know what you're talking about and never looks down upon you. Oh well once you're an adult you do know so much you didn't before. It's not like adulthood is almost exactly like being a teenager just with hella more responsibilities [sub]wait...[/sub]

 

[David Bjur]

I have watched Inception.

 

[staika]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

It's you're birthday, now let me go down this incredibly long list of mean things to say to you. I would have done that but now I'll just set fire to your cake and dreams.

[sub][sub]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!![/sub][/sub]