Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I am invisible. I'm also not back.

 

[Fijiman]

I love it when Google search keeps saying "file not found" and I have to hit the reload button a hundred times before it actually loads the damn page. I totally don't feel like ripping my laptop in half and shoving it down the throat of the person responsible for this total non-bullshit either.

 

[The Night Angel]

I am responsible for all of the above!!!

 

[mParadox]

With water! O.O

 

[Fijiman]

And we shall make cookies out of the remains and feed them to hobos.

 

[mParadox]

The hobos will appreciate our efforts to reintegrate them into the cannibalistic society.

 

[Fijiman]

I call leader of that society.

 

[mParadox]

I am the second in command of that society.

They call me the World Bank.

 

[Fijiman]

I will blame you for all of our society's problems.

 

[mParadox]

I blame you for not following my directives. >

 

[Fijiman]

I blame you for giving me directives via sticky notes. B(

 

[mParadox]

Sticky notes were the way of the future!

50 years ago. >.>

 

[The Night Angel]

I was alive 5o years ago <.<

 

[mParadox]

I was dead 10 years ago. >.>

 

[The Night Angel]

I could bear the thought of your death very well.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't wish I had the vocal power of Zack de la Rocha sometimes.

 

[mParadox]

I'm not going to sleep now.

What with it not being 5AM and all. >.>

 

[Fijiman]

I don't believe you and hope you have horrible nightmares.

 

[The Night Angel]

I never have nightmares...

 

[Fijiman]

My dreams always make sense and I remember every one in detail.