Blatant Lies

[=y]

I am amazing.

 

[Fijiman]

I am even more amazing by 10%.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

 

[Fijiman]

I just made a suit of toast armor.

 

[Malyc]

*doesn't nom armor*

 

[Roxas1359]

I just made a suit of toast armor.

That didn't remind me of a friend I hade on here.
He shows up all the time nowadays.

 

[=y]

Its one of my days off from a job revolving around heavy lifting. Naturally my Dad doesn't want me to do heavy lifting for him all day now.

[sub][sub]>.<[/sub][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I've gotten a call back for a job interview.

 

[Malyc]

@The both of you: I don't feel bad for you, nor do I express my condolences and wish you luck next time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

There's a bomb in this thread and if it goes below 60 lies an hour it'll blow up.

 

[=y]

There's a bomb in this thread and if it goes below 60 lies an hour it'll blow up.

Panic.

 

[Malyc]

Hmm... Looks like I'm gonna have to sit back and relax a while. You hair is awful. You are bad and you should feel bad. I have a corvette. I enjoy my squid. I have a squid. GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS, THE OLD ADAGE GOES!!! NOBODY EVER TELLS YOU WHERE TO GO FROM THERE!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Arrrrgggghhhh! *Runs to another thread grabs the window and jumps out of it.*

 

[Malyc]

@Dr: What? There was like 6 lies there, and then I lost track of what the hell I was going on about...

THE LEPRECHAUN TELLS ME TO BURN THINGS!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't finish that group project I had to do.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Trouble: See, I told you that you'd fail to do it.
I'm not scared about my finals this week.

 

[Malyc]

I have finals this week. I'm not taking a break til fall semester.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't start college until fall.

 

[=y]

My back isn't sore.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't have a paper to write. I want to do it.
Edit:

@Trouble: See, I told you that you'd fail to do it.
I'm not scared about my finals this week.

It wasn't worth it. I didn't have a blast making it.