Blatant Lies

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I go to this website a lot now.

 

[mParadox]

I think you all should have terrible days from here on in!

 

[Roxas1359]

I haven't cheated on the Escapist and signed up for a new forum...
[sub]Only to post walkthroughs...*gets on knees and begs for Escapist's forgiveness.[/sub]

 

[=y]

I'm going to excommunicate you now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've been a good boy though!

 

[=y]

You forgot my birthday. Die.

 

[Roxas1359]

I got you a present yesterday.
You ate it though.

 

[=y]

So that's why there was a cactus on my bed.

 

[Roxas1359]

Cactus?
I got you a nuclear bomb for Christmas.

 

[mParadox]

I love nuclear bombs!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've never touched a cactus before.

 

[dalek sec]

I totally know what I want to do today.

 

[Roxas1359]

I know what to do later today.
I'll throw a big party and invite everyone!

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'm going to be productive this whole week.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I will be joining you in being productive.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't have to go to the doctor.
I won't go when I have to.

 

[=y]

I am the best.

 

[Roxas1359]

You suck.
I on the other hand am so handsome and amazing that all the ladies want to go out with me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

There's a cake with my name on it!

 

[Fijiman]

I will kill anyone who doesn't bow to me right now.