Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

It's a ploy!

 

[Roxas1359]

*hammer's nail into it*
Time for Doc to receive his daily whack!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yay!

 

[Dr.Susse]

The results are back and your room contains some traces of bacteria that could kill mankind if they were to multiply.

 

[Roxas1359]

San Diego State University's internet has the worst speed I've ever seen.
It makes my internet look like it's the best ever.
[sub]Ping is 16 mbps, Download is 23 mbps, and Upload is 24 mbps![/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I love it when my Xbox blatantly fucking refuses to connect to the internet.
[sub]I spent 30 minutes trying to get the damn thing to connect. The really bullshit part is that I can use the internet on my laptop just fine and when I test the connection it says it's find, but when I actually try to sing in it will. Not. Fucking. Work. Suffice to say that, before I hopped back onto the laptop, if I had the money to replace the Xbox, wireless adapter, and internet router all three would be in fragments right now.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I play my Xbox often.
I don't use a wired connection at all.
[sub]My room is a big dead zone.[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

In Australia our Internet radiates from the ground.

 

[=y]

I have access to Steam right now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I love it when my Xbox blatantly fucking refuses to connect to the internet.
[sub]I spent 30 minutes trying to get the damn thing to connect. The really bullshit part is that I can use the internet on my laptop just fine and when I test the connection it says it's find, but when I actually try to sing in it will. Not. Fucking. Work. Suffice to say that, before I hopped back onto the laptop, if I had the money to replace the Xbox, wireless adapter, and internet router all three would be in fragments right now.[/sub]

That doesn't happen to me all the time. It isn't happening now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm back from the moon.
Also, I'm not back home using the amazing Internet that I've got.
@Trouble: I love it too. Makes me a happy little boy.

 

[Fijiman]

That doesn't happen to me all the time. It isn't happening now.

I wasn't able to connect after putting the adapter in the freezer for a while and then letting it warm up again. It still wasn't complete bullshit though.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That doesn't happen to me all the time. It isn't happening now.

I wasn't able to connect after putting the adapter in the freezer for a while and then letting it warm up again. It still wasn't complete bullshit though.

MY xbox isn't the only problem.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Good old Nero uploading several Lp episodes. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Trouble: I'm not going to ask how old your Xbox is.
[sub]Mine is a launch one I got used. Red Ringed 4 months after I got it.[/sub]
@Doc: I can't be evil sometimes.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm off to melt down the Holy Grail.
Anyone want to take a sip of the melted gold when I'm done?

 

[Fijiman]

I will kill your family and replace them with androids when you're not looking.

 

[Roxas1359]

That wouldn't be cool if they acted the same way my family did.
I wouldn't reprogram them to kill you though.
Instead I'd reprogram them to dance on unicycles.