Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

Still swimming.
I'm typing while in the pool.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm not typing I'm willing this text into existence.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm typing with my feet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not having fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I accept reality.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm so cool.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm on the roof trying to signal the aliens.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm god.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've not been trying to get the water out of my ear for the last 5 hours. -.-

 

[Dr.Susse]

It will be with you for life now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hope it is.
I don't want to hear in my right ear anyway.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not very drunklll XD XD XD

 

[mParadox]

I shall knight you then! *Looks around for sword, can't find one settles for fork.*

Alright! Now I'm a knight and I got legal awesomeness to prove it! >

 

[Dr.Susse]

Today was international bucket on head day.

 

[Fijiman]

I've got my bucket hat ready.

 

[Roxas1359]

I can hear perfectly right now.
Definitely no muffle in my right ear.

 

[Fijiman]

You should take a plunger and use it on your ear.

You should wear a tinfoil hat instead.

I do look rather dapper in my tinfoil top hat.

 

[mParadox]

It is isn't it? Absolutely terrible. ;-;