Blatant Lies

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm not going to make a sandwich for lunch tomorrow, I'm going to get my butler to make it for me.

 

[Roxas1359]

Para is my personal butler.
*claps hands*
Para, bring me my blunderbuss please.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get your own butler!

Para, come here and give me a backrub.

 

[Roxas1359]

He's mine! *stabs Red*
Also, I didn't find the soundtrack for A Boy and His Blob for the Wii on iTunes.
I'm not happy now.
[sub]Get to use that $15 card I got for iTunes for graduating.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Kills Max with shotgun*

No, he's MINE!

*pulls knife out*

Ow.

*dies*

 

[Roxas1359]

*is ghost*
Great, now he's a free butler...
Unless of course we kill him and he becomes a ghost butler!

 

[Fijiman]

*calls the Ghostbusters* I don't think so. Para is enslaved once more.

 

[Roxas1359]

*calls EPA guy from movie*
We'll be free soon enough!

 

[Roxas1359]

Guess what everyone.
I've cloned myself!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I haven't started watching Angel Beats.

Off topic: I'm on episode 3 and it's good, I really like the concept and how despite its setting the show can actually be funny, even with death and limbo as its main theme. However some of the flashbacks revealing how the characters died in the first place, they're depressing.

 

[Roxas1359]

Today isn't the day that I see many people that I've not seen around.
Also, my mods are working perfectly right now.

 

[Fijiman]

I blew up the dark side of the Moon. It's okay, I'm sure it won't have any side effects.

 

[Roxas1359]

No, I can't swim!
*tide starts to rise*

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't hope you get better.
In fact I hope you're bed-written for months.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not reading yet another book I have from a small pile by my bed.

 

[Roxas1359]

My cat isn't on my bed right now so I have plenty of room.
[sub]Little booger sleeps in between my legs so I can't move.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cats are fugly.