Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know I'm quite happy with my progress for the exams.

I know I'm furious that you decided to post in my thread for once!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't use steam.
I know what Xfire is!!!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I hate Pokemon Black and I could stop playing it at any time.

(I kind of threw up in my mouth just typing that.)

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't know the above poster in the real world.
Never heard off him to.

 

[GodofDisaster]

(sniff that hurt)

The guys in the picture behind the spoiler box are not outside Grape's bedroom door and weren't sent by me.

Spoiler: There coming to take you away haha

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not totally fucked right now.
I'm also not hiding under my bed pissing my self...

 

[Zirat]

This is, indeed, a pipe.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Lord of War isn't a good movie.

 

[DJDarque]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

 

[DJDarque]

I am not in your thread posting blatant lies.

 

[Ice Car]

Justin Beiber is the best singer ever.

Touhou on Lunatic is easy.

This thread contains truthful posts.

Mission Accomplished.

Do I win thread?

 

[Sacman]

The last time I had sex totally wasn't awkward and disappointing at all...

 

[Flippincrazy]

I am slightly awesome.
That is all.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I believe in 2012, they made a movie about it, so it has to be true.

 

[DirtyMagic]

The font on this site should be Comic Sans.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The last time I had sex totally wasn't awkward and disappointing at all...

This is usually not the comment on sex I've come to expect from the Escapist.

Justin Beiber is the best singer ever.

Touhou on Lunatic is easy.

This thread contains truthful posts.

Mission Accomplished.

Do I win thread?

This thread was not already won.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Dunsparce is the BEST. POKEMON. EVER!

 

[pyramid head grape]

This is not one of my favourite threads and totally isn't bookarked!

 

[Ice Car]

The last time I had sex totally wasn't awkward and disappointing at all...

This is usually not the comment on sex I've come to expect from the Escapist.

Justin Beiber is the best singer ever.

Touhou on Lunatic is easy.

This thread contains truthful posts.

Mission Accomplished.

Do I win thread?

This thread was not already won.

Have you not even played Touhou before?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Have you not even played Touhou before?

I can honestly say yes, I have played Touhou before.

[sub]This thread still has not been won, specifically on the first page.[/sub]