Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm the best at everything ever.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

My mom totally fails at Resident Evil 5 and is no help to me at all during swarms and bosses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your mom doesn't sound awesome.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I don't have a mom.

 

[Zirat]

Redlin is a master tactician when it comes to the Escapist Tug of War

 

[Robert632]

Candles burn by creating wax from the air and sucking it into the classic candle shape.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I love turn based RPGs, except KOTOR. Hate that game.

 

[GodofDisaster]

The Earth is flat and the seas are made out of milkshakes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't love the T34 tank.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Nobody likes hugs ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know I don't!

 

[dalek sec]

I do not like guns in anyway shape or form. They just flat out bore me and wish they were never made.

 

[Neonbob]

I can't leap in the air.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Neonbob wasn't one of the first people I noticed on this site.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

She turned me into a newt!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You got better.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

She does not weigh the same as a duck!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Quoting an awesome movie doesn't make you cool.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Strapping meat to your body doesn't make you a target for the lions and tigers and bears.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Weird Al isn't awesome.