Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The Escapist didn't nom my post.

 

[Dango]

I love going to the grocery store.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I haven't had enough rain lately.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't have the urge to dance like an idiot while listening to this song:

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[small]Seriously. Try not to get funkay. It's impossible.[/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't eat a roast beef sandwich for lunch.

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't help someone move a grill out of their car and into the house.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't mow my sister's lawn.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I chopped some girl up with my daedric battle axe.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm a police officer. Stop in the name of the law!!

 

[Neonbob]

I trust you in all things!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Neonbob isn't my friend.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to bed for a change.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're not getting off early.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not listening to the awesomeness that is The Rock's theme.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't log on today to 46 messages.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't think Weebl is hilarious.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I will buy Duke Nukem Forever. ^.^

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't need a new pair of pants after hearing about Super Smash Bros. 4.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I didn't order portal 2 from amazon i'm not waiting for it to be delivered.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't talk to 171 on steam.