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Dango

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It's not from Superman, but I didn't get it from an episode of Seinfeld because I read lots and lots of comic books.
 

Norendithas

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pyramid head grape said:
I don't suggest reading the zombie survival guide. ^^
I haven't. I didn't torrent the PDF to read it either.

I'm very disappointed that we got more people posting here tonight. I was not waiting for something like this to happen.
 

MasterMeerkat

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I don't have any limbs. Really none at all. When I was 11 I fell into a hole that was the exact same size as my torso and head. It ended up removing all of my limbs. :(


I type telepathically in case you're wondering.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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MasterMeerkat said:
I don't have any limbs. Really none at all. When I was 11 I fell into a hole that was the exact same size as my torso and head. It ended up removing all of my limbs. :(


I type telepathically in case you're wondering.
I believe you. This tragedy will not go unpunished! I will slaughter the people responsible for the aforementioned hole!
 

Norendithas

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I was actually wondering how you were typing, because it crossed my mind. I must be pretty smart.

I am feeling very sympathetic towards you right now; you almost made me cry. ='[

I have a similar condition in which I was run over by a train, and mangled by it. Luckily the people traveling to the Doctors Galore convention were nearby and responded with impeccable speed. They strapped my head onto a machine and ran my vital organs through it because it was the only way I could have been saved. Now I am a cyborg and loving it! I'm grateful someone built this cyborg body and left it lying around just in time for me to get run over by an obscure train. They didn't do that to me on purpose.
 

MasterMeerkat

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Redlin5 said:
MasterMeerkat said:
I don't have any limbs. Really none at all. When I was 11 I fell into a hole that was the exact same size as my torso and head. It ended up removing all of my limbs. :(


I type telepathically in case you're wondering.
I believe you. This tragedy will not go unpunished! I will slaughter the people responsible for the aforementioned hole!
Thank you so much kind being. It was an organization of flustered construction workers who were told to make a circle shaped hole but the directors who directed the directees had such an odd accent that the construction workers thought he meant torso shaped hole. So we should or rather you should punish them ALL.

EDIT: I WANT TO BE A CYBORG. GET ME IN TOUCH WITH THESE MIRACLE WORKERS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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MasterMeerkat said:
Redlin5 said:
MasterMeerkat said:
I don't have any limbs. Really none at all. When I was 11 I fell into a hole that was the exact same size as my torso and head. It ended up removing all of my limbs. :(


I type telepathically in case you're wondering.
I believe you. This tragedy will not go unpunished! I will slaughter the people responsible for the aforementioned hole!
Thank you so much kind being. It was an organization of flustered construction workers who were told to make a circle shaped hole but the directors who directed the directees had such an odd accent that the construction workers thought he meant torso shaped hole. So we should or rather you should punish them ALL.
I will use a flaming sword and razor sharp toothpicks. They will suffer.

EDIT: I WANT TO BE A CYBORG. GET ME IN TOUCH WITH THESE MIRACLE WORKERS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.
I'll see what I can do.

One Hit Noob said:
Redlin5 said:
I am not proud of this monstrosity of a thread I have created.
I am going to not envy you and your magnificent thread.
This isn't the first time someone has envied me over a thread.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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One Hit Noob said:
I think I shall not go in a Loading Ready Run marathon before sleeping. GOOD MORNING!!!
That is not a great way to spend your time. You have horrible taste. I will not go to bed thinking about LRR and how awesome they aren't.
 

MasterMeerkat

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I dunno, a flaming sword might not be a bit ... under ... good. <- SENSE!
I don't think you should superglue each razor sharp DIAMOND toothpick onto the sword that should shoot lasers that once they make contact with anything the laser beam turns into lava. Don't do it.

Thank you. I don't expect any contact within 24 hours. :)
 

Norendithas

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I don't think Loading Ready Run is an amazing thing to watch. It's absolutely not awesome and it deserves to be ignored.

I don't think I'll continue posting for a few more hours. I also won't try and make this thread longer than the ones that are already much longer that will probably be much longer no matter how hard I try.