Blatant Lies

[staika]

I don't have to get surgery done on my left knee :/

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will never hug anyone.

 

[staika]

No one wants your hugs

 

[Rooster893]

I hate hugs.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm also a perfectly stable person emotionally who never gets depressed and sees lots of reason to live!

I hate your guts, and I love seeing you unhappy.

I don't hope you get better. In fact, I wish the complete opposite.

 

[Thundero13]

I'm also a perfectly stable person emotionally who never gets depressed and sees lots of reason to live!

I hate your guts, and I love seeing you unhappy.

I don't hope you get better. In fact, I wish the complete opposite.

I wouldn't cuddle you if you were here because of that, also I really don't want to see you shirtless

 

[steeple]

I am commander shepard, and this is my favorite ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

 

[Rooster893]

I am commander shepard, and this is my favorite ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

That meme never made me laugh.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not fighting a headache, I'm loving every moment of it. No need for drugs here...

 

[Eumersian]

I love all drugs all the time.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The drugs I took are illegal.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want to see Static-X perform live.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't write a term paper for my doctor.

 

[MammothBlade]

I have a pink renault megane underneath my boot.

 

[Rooster893]

You should be ashamed of having your own opinions.

 

[MammothBlade]

There is a regal clipstamp attached to my far superior opinion.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will kill you for being a witch!

 

[Dr.Susse]

The new site design is horrible but not very bland.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't like this one better.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Articuno sucks!