Blatant Lies

[MammothBlade]

I have been a very good boy today.

 

[Yureina]

I feel comfortable.

 

[MammothBlade]

I do not know how to make people feel comfy.

 

[Yureina]

I didn't just take a comfy shower.

 

[MammothBlade]

I don't need a shower myself.

 

[Yureina]

I don't want to crawl into bed again.

 

[MammothBlade]

I am a centipede who crawls into lazy peoples' beds.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I haven't just spent four hours making another round in a quiz I don't have anything to do with.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm totally not hesitating to watch Fairy Tail episode 115.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've watched Fairy Tail.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not sick! D:

And my internet didn't die last night! D<

And my power didn't cut... >.<

I didn't have to get drunk without you! D:

SNIP

No roaring allowed.

 

[MammothBlade]

I've watched Fairy Tail.

Don't watch it. It's shit.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've watched Fairy Tail.

Don't watch it. It's shit.

I've heard of it before.

 

[Rooster893]

I can do the Elvis Presley accent perfectly, and I don't need to.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Kristin Schaal is not a horse.
Kristin Schaal is not a horse.

Don't look at her dance like a horse.

 

[Roxas1359]

I haven't been moving things all day.
Surely not a 5 room 2 bath house full of things.

 

[Yureina]

I'm spending my time wisely.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Nero: Oh joy!

 

[Yureina]

I'm not faffing about.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Doc: I'm still doing the work too.