Blatant Lies

[MammothBlade]

All the porn in this thread is giving me a fatal nosebleed and heart attack, I have five minutes left to live.

 

[Verzin]

I haven't played through every game ever made on the Infinity Engine a dozen times.

 

[staika]

I love wednesdays, the escapist is really fast during the day >.>

 

[Verzin]

I've never ventured into the darkest regions of the internet. and afterward, I didn't feel confused, frightened, and extremely guilty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Red hits like a woman and a half! O£O

You have the bruises to prove it.

 

[MammothBlade]

Bidoof is my favourite pokemon.

 

[Verzin]

I often enjoy movies that come out of Hollywood.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I enjoy being cut up by cats.

 

[MammothBlade]

I cna't sepll.

 

[Yureina]

I'm not going to take a shower soon.

 

[MammothBlade]

I am not especially fond of evil clowns.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'm playing Skyrim with some new mods I just picked up. Not working or anything. Just, y'know, playin' some Skyrim.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I value friends who talk behind my back.

 

[MammothBlade]

I have close meatspace friends and I am not the friend of last resort.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You are my last resort.

 

[MammothBlade]

I just rejected your friend request. No thanks.

I'm not very tired right now.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't believe in a thing called love.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't believe in a thing called love.

I hope you never find it.

 

[Neonbob]

I haven't taken anybody's name in vain lately.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I haven't taken anybody's name in vain lately.

It was Steve, wasn't it? How could you?

*slaps*