Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

I've never seen that.

Memories.

 

[Roxas1359]

Memories suck.
I also never found my silver chain.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That's not a good thing.
Capcha: dyson
describe this brand with any word(s)
Response: The hell is this?

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not working on yet another puzzle.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't wish I had puzzles.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Bacon is disgusting

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bacon burgers are the worst burgers ever.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I think my fridge is haunted.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I think that my TV doesnt want me to go to Carpet Kings closing down sale

 

[dalek sec]

I have no books to read at all right now so I'm not swamped with them.

 

[Roxas1359]

I still won't enquire about where you get your puzzles.

 

[GmonXyZ]

Anyone questioning my superior intellect is obviously a troll.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not posting from a friends house after a night of drinking and celebrating her birthday. Also Easter didn't happen. Boo.

 

[Rooster893]

You guys so aren't subconsciously homophobic.
Because using the implication of homo eroticism as a form of mockery so doesn't imply that being Gay is laughable.
I mean, NOTHING is worse or more deserving of derision than being Gay, amirite?
Oh and pro wrestling so isn't a storied and widely watched display of athletic artistry that most people can never hope to match.
Nah, it's just stupid rednecks that ONLY live in America watching a "soap opera" about people "durkin' dur jobs" or whatever. Because only stupid people like what you don't, amirite?
BTW, the above video is stupid and only for assholes like me with no taste whatsoever.

I disagree with you wholeheartedly!

 

[Roxas1359]

I've been playing video games all weekend long.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have no books to read at all right now so I'm not swamped with them.

I'm not swamped with stuff to do. I do these things to ease the burden. I'll finish some day...

 

[Rooster893]

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 is an easy game.

 

[Roxas1359]

My AP Lit teacher didn't just now post more work to do.
It's also not my last day of Spring Break.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't feel emotionally drained from what's happened this weekend.

I'm not looking on the bright side. c:

 

[Roxas1359]

Never look on the bright side of life.
Be pessimistic about everything like I am. Optimism is for chumps.