Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

Most don't know this but the mug, more commonly know as The vessel of the holy drink known as tea, was given to man as a gift from the gods after man proved himself worthy by washing up gods dishes after a really big night.

This allowed man to prosper because his hands where no longer scalded because of holding boiling hot tea.

It was named after the people who believe this story.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I can totally keep up with you two. XD
I'm not going to bed soon.

You're slow old man! Where's your wheelchair?

[sub]G'night[/sub]

I'm always victorious! I wear all my medals all the time and I can't physically stand up anymore because of the sheer weight of all my medals.

I will crush you with your own decorations!

You cannot crush those who cannot be crushed!
*turns to stone*

*Uses paper*

WINNAR AT LAST!

*falls to pieces*

My one weakness! HOW DID YOU KNOW!

I am the Sun Tzu of Canada.

 

[Roxas1359]

My wheelchair is in the shop.
You young people and your dang flying machines!

 

[staika]

I am the Sun Tzu of Canada.

*reforms as chocolate duck*

That makes sense, a little too much sense. WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN A BOOK YET!?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well we've got to stop the pigeon! We can't do that on the ground.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am the Sun Tzu of Canada.

*reforms as chocolate duck*

That makes sense, a little too much sense. WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN A BOOK YET!?

*resists urge to eat*

It's being censored everywhere as Canadians aren't supposed to be good at war.

 

[staika]

I am the Sun Tzu of Canada.

*reforms as chocolate duck*

That makes sense, a little too much sense. WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN A BOOK YET!?

*resists urge to eat*

It's being censored everywhere as Canadians aren't supposed to be good at war.

*does an appetizing 'eat me' dance and song*

You must change the culture of Canada so they become the most ruthless band of warriors in the world. And then you can take over the world!

 

[Roxas1359]

The Escapist sure makes it easy to sleep.

 

[staika]

That is not true, I am not usually up till 3 am every night. It's a shame I have afternoon classes so I can't sleep in.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The Escapist sure makes it easy to sleep.

I'm sure I help.

I don't miss university... :/

 

[Dr.Susse]

Not a thought process I have...

"Nah I won't go on the escapist........Oh hey the Esc key..........Those letters are in Escapist where did three hours go?"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It is easy to escape.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I'm never on the Escapist all day.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Looks to the left* Now that's a clean room.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't' expect my table to get dirtier than it is by now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is my least successful forum game. The footnote game I made was way better.

That one lived, the gift game survived, you've been on the escapist too long stayed here forever.

I don't thank you all for coming here. Go tell your horrible truths elsewhere!

I don't think I'll have an inferno badge the next time I log in.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know that some day you'll get a Hail badge.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The fabled Hailfire badge. So rare that not even the staff can't get it!!

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I don't want rare badges.