Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I'm glad I still remember how to play the trombone.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Give it up, music is awful. Just get autotuned and you're golden.

 

[staika]

I didn't just bowl 11 games in 2 hrs. My arm doesn't feel like it's going to fall off

 

[Roxas1359]

I go bowling all the time.
My uncle is terrible at the game though.
[sub]Was the San Diego champion for years.[/sub]

 

[staika]

I am not good at bowling, My name was not in the paper a few days ago for highest score in a game. They didn't spell my name wrong -_-

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am great at bowling but I do not enjoy playing it.

 

[staika]

I used to be really good at it but my friend didn't keep dragging me there until I became bad at it.

Spoiler: Not a picture of my highest game ever last week

My score isn't the one in the middle.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not jealous...
I'm also not gonna get knocked out due to a side effect of a medication.
I'll be staying on for a long time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I can only ever get to three strikes in bowling then I'm out.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is not real. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.366047-Hilariously-named-food?page=2#14278422]

 

[staika]

That is not strange, I probably wouldn't give it a try though.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

There is enough soul here for you to steal.

 

[staika]

I haven't stolen enough of them for now, I can't survive on what I have now >

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You would find a lot of soul in me.

 

[staika]

You didn't have a soul? I won't have to double check that.......

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*steals all your collected souls*

Hurrah!

*vanishes without a trace*

 

[staika]

THIEF!!

I'd chase after him but alas I am incredibly lazy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Is found*

 

[staika]

HAHA I found you, eh bored now
*gives up*

 

[mParadox]

HAHA! That's a ninja I see.