Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I just sold an arm and a leg to the devil to allow my old laptop to turn on.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The devil is a cool guy.

 

[Roxas1359]

He said that I can make a free deal with him next time.

 

[Roxas1359]

You should know how messed up my laptop is.
[sub][sub]List goes on for a while. I'll PM you the issues.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know that I've never owned a laptop.

 

[=y]

It doesn't feel weird being called that instead of Red.

I didn't rejoin the server.

I won't unlock your chests next time we're both on then.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not living in the wilderness.
I don't think my house might be overkill...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know that we're minecrafters.

 

[Roxas1359]

I still don't want to know about Red.
[sub]I'm confused, can someone explain in a PM?[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know what you're confused about.
[sup]Why he's not using his regular account? I don't know either [/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm alone in all this confusion.
[sub][sub]Leave for about 3 weeks and you're left confused. XD[/sub][/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I hope my message left you horribly confused.

 

[Roxas1359]

Your message did exactly what you wanted.
Evil little devil you.
Tonight not a single person has Ninja'd me.
Good thing too because I certainly won't kill them if I were Ninja'd.

 

[=y]

I'm not writing up a 40K post for my real account. I'm using this one to stop posting for my RP.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not off to bed.
I can do that AP test with only 5 hours of sleep.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'm not drinking too much Dr. Pepper than is reasonably healthy right now. It's totally just a single can, I promise!

 

[Malyc]

I did not go to bed at 4am... This does not have me extremely tired.

 

[Dango]

My left headphone is working.

 

[Malyc]

I'm not curious why your left headphone is working.

 

[Dango]

It's not working anymore, for some reason.