Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

Sexy is the new sexy.

 

[mParadox]

I don't have a grim story regarding an iguana.

 

[Fijiman]

I have no pets.

 

[Roxas1359]

Who needs to get lab work for the doctor done?
Definitely not me, so that's why I get to stay and post here this morning.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'm not having a LAN party tonight.
The party cannon won't be necessary.

 

[Roxas1359]

I would hate to have a LAN party.
No one plays games.

 

[Verzin]

I wouldn't be reading mango here at school even if the webfilters didn't block it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Proxy servers are never your friend. ^.^
[sub]Interestingly enough, my old school didn't block anime sites.[/sub]

 

[=y]

Today was a very good day. At least I didn't get paid for it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Happy new year!

 

[shrekfan246]

Happy April Fool's Day!

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not trying to sell my N64 to buy an HD PVR.
[sub]It's on sale! I have one week to raise the money. Wish me luck.[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Our currency in Australia is N64's.

 

[Roxas1359]

We build our tanks with Nintendonium.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh no I'm late for my shift in the Nintendo mines!

 

[Roxas1359]

I murdered the CEO of Sony.

 

[=y]

I didn't find and buy an N64 for 5 bucks. I know it works as I've tried it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I won't be jelly if it works.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Max: YOU CAN NOT KILL A GOD!