Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I can totally win that too.
It will be so obvious when you see how good I am at Mario Kart Wii!
[sub]Those were such train wrecks for me...[/sub]
Captcha: Mumbo Jumbo. Great now I want to play Banjo Kazooie.

I would probably destroy you in a racing game. If we were to play a shooter, however, the opposite would be false.
[sub]If there is one thing that I suck at in video games, it's driving.[/sub]

 

[dalek sec]

The Escapist didn't just crap out for a little bit this morning.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm eating some of the worst ice cream I've ever had right now.

 

[Living_Brain]

I'm eating ice cream, and I don't wish to have yours. And it's finally the 600th page! I can't believe no one mentioned it. I think you people have brain damage. Quick, JUMP!

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not excited for once about a game that Activision is making...
I should always say that.
[sub]Deadpool game, I want it now.[/sub]

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering if the Escapist is acting weird for anyone else as well.

 

[shrekfan246]

@dalek sec: The Escapist is most definitely not acting weird for me. It's never acting weird, it certainly didn't have half-broken forums for the last two or three days, and it definitely doesn't have a broken messaging system today that doesn't update properly when you get replies.

 

[Roxas1359]

The Escapist is in picture perfect condition!
You all are just crazy.

 

[dalek sec]

@shrekfan246: Glad to know that I'm the only person having problems today on the Escapist.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Dalek: I've encounter no problems at all today.

 

[=y]

I am talented at losing headaches.

 

[Roxas1359]

I get headaches often. They never get bad at all.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't wish my little brother would stop napping so much. If he's bored then he shouldn't find something to do other than nap.

 

[=y]

I don't work tomorrow.

 

[Roxas1359]

I work everyday this week. It sucks.

 

[shrekfan246]

I have a job. It's the greatest thing in the world!

 

[Fijiman]

It's not the same for me as well. I know I don't need one, but I hate being lazy.

 

[shrekfan246]

I'm not lazy either. Being lazy is a terrible thing.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm know to be the laziest man on the entire planet.
I'm aiming to be the laziest man in the universe.

 

[Fijiman]

My thumb doesn't hurt. If it did I'm sure I'd know exactly why.