Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

You are not welcome.

I never get mad at my computer when the internet decides to crap out on me.
[sub]Last night I was beating on my laptop because of the bullshit. It isn't helped by the fact that this same laptop has a tenancy to drop its connection to the internet if left alone for more than like seven minutes.[/sub]

 

[shrekfan246]

I am not sorry to hear about your internet woes! It also doesn't give me cathartic pleasure to hear about other peoples' internet issues, because they don't detract from my own.

Electronic devices don't hate me, and I never physically beat on any of them when they stubbornly refuse to work.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've never had internet problems in my life.
I'm blessed with the best internet in existence.

 

[shrekfan246]

This post isn't a lie.

 

[Roxas1359]

My doctor did everything he was supposed to do when putting me on prescriptions.
Turns out he wasn't supposed to do any blood work for me at all.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

You should continue seeing him.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have many other doctors to go to thanks to my insurance so I'll be leaving him soon.

 

[Fijiman]

I laugh at you misfortunes. I also didn't just get ice cream.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've got no ice cream in my fridge.
It makes me sad.

 

[shrekfan246]

I shouldn't stop eating ice cream, and I most certainly would never eat an entire pint in one sitting.
[sub]Who the hell thought that half a cup would be a satisfying "serving" of ice cream?[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not eating my ice cream now. It isn't awesome.

 

[shrekfan246]

@Fijiman: Your refusal to eat your ice cream isn't making me want to eat my own ice cream.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate my new 3DS, the games are awful. Devil Survivor: Overclocked sucks...

I'd never want a 3DS.
I don't want Dream Drop Distance, Mario Kart 7, Luigi's Mansion 2, etc...
[sub]Ah the crimes of being poor.[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

My brother doesn't have a 3DS. I didn't give it to him because I didn't really want it.
[sub]I'm perfectly content with my obsolete GBA, think you.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I still wouldn't want one because it doesn't have games I want.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the retired king of the mole people.

 

[Roxas1359]

I murdered the mole people after you left.
@Tizzy: I've not played every Kingdom Hearts games and don't have 3 imported Kingdom Hearts games.

 

[Fijiman]

You all smell like an unflushed toilet after two weeks.

you can't read this.