Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

Good sir, for that insult we must duel.
I suggest pistols, on dolphins, while wearing bikinis at dawn!
[sub]*sniff* Toast used to challenge me that way.[/sub]

 

[=y]

I am not close to posting my 40K thread. False alarm.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not excited in the least bit.
I bet it's not going to be any good at all!

 

[Fijiman]

Good sir, for that insult we must duel.
I suggest pistols, on dolphins, while wearing bikinis at dawn!

I shall not participate in such a pathetic duel. Instead we shall duel at noon using plastic swords while riding unicycles on a tightrope stretched across the Grand Canyon and wearing nothing but large neon rainbow clown wigs... that are on fire!

 

[Roxas1359]

Include card games while riding those unicycles and you've got yourself a duel to the death!

 

[Fijiman]

Card games!? Oh nonononono, we shall be playing chess, both normal and Chinese checkers, Connect 4, RISK, and Twister while we duel.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not excited in the least bit.
I bet it's not going to be any good at all!

This isn't the thread at all. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.382357-Redlin5s-40000-Special-The-Escapist-Roast-of-Marter]

 

[mParadox]

I didn't post in that thread either. >,>

 

[Fijiman]

I don't have a dentist appointment in about forty minutes. B(

 

[shrekfan246]

I don't hope it goes well for you.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not excited in the least bit.
I bet it's not going to be any good at all!

This isn't the thread at all. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.382357-Redlin5s-40000-Special-The-Escapist-Roast-of-Marter]

I didn't post in there.
I was totally immature and completely sane in my post.
*riding rocket unicycle*

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not having a good day today at all.

 

[Roxas1359]

At least I'm not alone then.

 

[shrekfan246]

I don't think that EternalNothingness is absolutely hilarious.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not at a friend's house.
I'm just sitting here, lonely as all can be.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am at a friends house, I didn't just wake up from a 10 hour nap... <.<

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not jealous about such a long nap.
I'm so stuffed that I can't eat anything at all.

 

[mParadox]

I don't have a hazardous sleep schedule.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have taken the medication that helps me sleep lately.
I don't need to take it though...

 

[Fijiman]

I take meds in order to go to sleep. I will not bet that you can't guess how I'm going to learn what you know.