Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I am the captain of the guard and I say everyone is under arrest for not paying their taxes.

 

[Living_Brain]

You can take me.

 

[Fijiman]

I will come quietly.*hops into giant mech suit*

 

[Living_Brain]

*HEV suit*
*<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKcAo8AriM>'Hazardous Environments' starts playing out of nowhere*

 

[Roxas1359]

*is in the Egg Dragoon*
Fine, it'll be the easy way!

Spoiler: Egg Dragoon

That is my least favorite Eggman robot.

 

[Living_Brain]

I can't see why you'd say that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am very clever.

 

[Living_Brain]

That's awesome! I'm not though; it's sad, really.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't find myself annoying at times.
It's not a problem I have at all.
Now to go and flush those dead hookers monkeys down the toilet.

 

[Fijiman]

I can smell your fear. It smells like... old socks? Weird.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't break 2k views.
Too bad to, because if I did I was going to give you all cookies.

Spoiler: Guess these will go in the trash

 

[Fijiman]

*steals all of the cookies*

 

[Roxas1359]

I've managed to regain my sanity.
Now I shall make clear and concise messages that shall tantalized your brains.
*gets hit in head*
My pig! I accidentally killed my pig. She was my only true love! XD

 

[mParadox]

We all shall lose our sanity at the given time:

 

[Dr.Susse]

I swear I'm crazy as hell.

 

[Dr.Susse]

TO THE BELL TOWER!