Blatant Lies

[MammothBlade]

I AM A BIRD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I AM A BIRD

I want to fly on you.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'LL LET YOU RIDE ON MY WINGS

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm on a bicycle!

 

[MammothBlade]

I WANT TO STEAL YOUR BIKE

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

EVERYONE IS NOW REQUIRED TO ALL CAPS

I ATE A BURGER TODAY. TWO ACTUALLY. NOW I AM MAGICAL.

 

[MammothBlade]

BURGERS SUCK, I PITY YOU. BRB GOING TO PUKE

 

[Roxas1359]

I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

WE ARE SO VERY VERY VERY VERY COOL BY TYPING LIKE THIS! ALL CAPS IS HOW YOU GET WOMEN!

 

[Fijiman]

I've had internet for the last five days. It was delightful.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Life without internet is a totally bad thing.

 

[Fijiman]

Bad, yes. Boring, hell no.

 

[Harley Q]

I didn't leave Uni, doss of to Europe for a few years and inherit a farm in Ireland

I wasn't wondering when we would hear from you again.

I was telling the truth when I said I wasn't going to post more.

I'm not going to bed. Maybe.

I've been in a cryogenic sleep for a while

 

[Roxas1359]

My dad didn't make me delete my virus protection.
I told him it would work to fix the internet and he listened to me.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

My neighbours are geniuses.

 

[Fijiman]

What didn't they do?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've been in a cryogenic sleep for a while.

Did you get the weird dreams? When I froze myself I saw bullets made of ivory hitting my body in slow motion.

 

[Roxas1359]

I froze myself once.
That's why this new world scares me; it's so different from 1239...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

What didn't they do?

They didn't try to fight riot cops over noise violations.