Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I did not spend all day in my dressing gown

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not about to vacuum a couple of rooms.

 

[Fijiman]

I've already eaten today. I'm not going to go get lunch soon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not have pizza last night

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not watching Batman.

 

[Fijiman]

I am.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not Batman

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't have a Bio exam today.
If I did I'm sure I'd be excited.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just go to the DMV to renew my licenses.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Not in bed eating skips...

What are theses Skips you speak of?

I didn't just go to the DMV to renew my licenses.

Well I can drive and I have a my licence. I never take public transport and why would you? Playing Pokemon on a bus is boring compared to driving a car.

 

[Dr.Susse]

We have them in Australia but they taste like Kangaroo and are called Skippy's.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't pass my bio test.
To celebrate the failure I got all of you a rabid badger.

 

[Evil Smurf]

*gets mauled by badger*

 

[Fijiman]

*Gives Nero a really pissed off honeybadger*

 

[Roxas1359]

Since you all loved the badgers, I brought some bears to play too!
*gets attacked by bears*