Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

meth is easier them it looks to cook. Don't worry

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not scared for my math midterm tomorrow.
I'm also gonna go and eat your children. You see I'm Mike Tyson.

 

[Fijiman]

You should be very scared, Nero. Very scared indeed.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am bad at maths and I find it easy

 

[Roxas1359]

I usually suck at math, but this math I'm pro at.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want to get my laptop. I won't buy civ 5 with it.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't to write something fun about someone.

 

[Fijiman]

I beat the crap out of several unsuspecting old people today.

 

[karcentric]

<<< This is what happens when you shoot yourself in the head,

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cramps are fun.

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't finish the last Soul Drinkers book today.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not watch dr who

 

[Roxas1359]

Trouble being in pain is the best ever.

 

[Fijiman]

You all must pay a fee for every post you make starting now.

 

[Roxas1359]

Good thing I could afford that. XD

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

This is a crime! You're all criminals!
[sup]This is kidnapping![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't want to meet you guys in real life. You all seem like creepy internet people.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Red I'm just like Salad fingers in real life.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've never met an Escapist irl. It was awful.